"I am a pear." |
Pearto Kasane (梨テト) is a FANLOID derivative character of Kasane Teto's face edited on a pear.
She is notable on the social media platform, Twitter.
Lore and Criminal History[]
Born at a farm, raised in the market. She was raised until ripe and was then set off to live her life. On one cloudy day, she ran over a family of five on the highway. It is not known how she got behind the wheel the day, but some say Vodka was involved. While she was not charged, her way of life changed. Once a firefighter at the Teto County Fire District, she turned to arson by hacking phones to explode the battery. Blueberry Kaito was almost one of her victims, but he managed to get out of his burning car in time. Pearto knows her double life as a firefighter arsonist is wrong, but she is evil at heart.
She met Tasateko at a Bojangles in North Carolina and were friends, but they fell out due to knowing feelings for eachover, and both having internalized homophobia in the way of there love. Tasateko became rich the legal way, Pearto became rich starting off with nickle bags and scamming, while working at the Teto County Fire Department. After her crimes were exposed, she got into a scam that invovled her former friend, Tasateko. She met up and married Tasateko due to spousal privlidge, which provided them confidentiality,
They gained true feeling for eachover, and they both move past homophobia and start to actually go out with eachover, which angered the Anti Yuri Force, run by Sweet Ann and Akita Neru, and they send a bomb to Tasateko, killing pearto.
A few days later, a new Pearto is revived in a lab by Tasateko, who wanted to kiss her one more time after killing Neru. Which starts off the Kasane Pearto Movie, which is set after Neru's death, where a vengeful Gumi tries to kill all himejoshi's, including Pearto.
Known to hack phones to ignite them when called, while she works at the Teto County Fire Station, she is a serial arsonist who is "peary" good at her job. She is legally immune due to cuteness. Tastes good and is 92 calories, though on Tuesdays, she is known to be up to 2000 calories, in celebration of Teto Tuesday.
She's wanted in many countries, and even if it tastes good, it's actually a parasite and you'll slowly turn into Pearto if you even just bite her.
(A lot of this infortmation found on CosmizP's youtube channel. She also made fics on A03. Please pay for her therapy.)
Profile
- Age - the age of a ripe pear
- Height - the height of a pear
- Weight - the weight of a pear
Concept[]
- Pearto was most likely done as a joke with no real concept.
Etymology[]
- She is referred to as Nashi Teto (梨テト) in the japanese community, with the literal translation being 'Pear Teto"
- Pearto is a play on the words, 'Pear' and 'Teto'.
Appearance[]
- Kasane Teto's face put onto a pear.
Relations[]
- Kasane Teto They're most likely related. Or Teto turned into a pear. It hasn't been confirmed if it's a transformation or a separate creature.
- Tasateko: Tasateko and Pearto are said to be a "good pear" and some ship them (even when there's no love involved). Some going even as far to say marriage, and some fans are even planning divorce fics. In notable Tasateko/Pearto media, they are interpreted as lovers; doomed by the Anti Yuri Force and their own internalized homophobia.
- Evil Kasane Pearto: They hate eachother. Many peartos died to evil pearto's hands.
Gallery[]
planet pearto
Additional info[]
Vocal settings[]
- There is one voice line using Kasane Teto SV saying "I'm a pear."
- A fan made vocal setting: Teto Kasane UTAU with the g100 flag used on all the notes in the UST.
Appearances[]
- Twitter/Bluesky
- Tetoian's Haven discord server
- A few YouTube videos
- A cover(+awful PV) of Haikei Doppelganger[1]
- +E+0 song by mimizu[2]
Trivia[]
- Pearto was a sensation in the Twitter (X) Teto community.
- The Pearto image was made by the user Ranchonnaise.
- There are rumors of similar cases of objects or fruits with Teto's face on them. Do not approach them whatsoever.
- If your pregnancy test results merely show a picture of Pearto (rather than lines for true or false) then the transformation has already begun. You will turn into Pearto and lose your arms(confirmed by Ranchonnaise)
- This was most likely a parody of a pear sticker with a face on it in the "TETOIAN'S HAVEN" discord server.
- a version where pearto has a bite taken out of her is also in the server.
- THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO EAT HER. DO NOT!!
- drool emoji
- fuck you i do what i want *nom* -kasane teto's number 1 simp
- ^the user named "kasane teto's number 1 simp" has been turned into a Pearto and lost all free will.
- It's too late guys, her ass is already bitten off.
- can pearto breed
- if she tries hard enough -R
- THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE TO EAT HER. DO NOT!!
- a version where pearto has a bite taken out of her is also in the server.
- Pearto's birthday is August 21st 2024
- Pearto ran over a family of five down the highway, she has not been charged of her crimes nor has she been caught as of now.
- Pearto is hated by a Discord user "Webo" and is extremely racist towards "Nix".
- Pearto is extremely homophobic (internalized).
- Pearto is most likely on the autism spectrum. (No, this is not as an insult, but there is no way that Pearto is neurotypical.)
- Pearto is officially KNOWN of by Twindrill and Japanese communities.
- do NOT trust Pearto around flammable objects
- Changing into a Pearto is incredibly painful, it is recommended not to eat her to prevent infection
- Pearto can come in different sizes, from the smallest to the abnormally large (confirmed by Ranchonnaise)
- CosmizP needs mental help.
External links[]
The first tweet with pearto in it:
https://x.com/KasaneTeto_Real/status/1826084135393198357
Other sources